Crayons

As I sit here finishing my semester project for class (due in two days, started at 12:30am) I realize one thing... explaining programming to a non-programmer is like teaching physics to a 3 year old. Due to this, I have been devising a way to explain this in terms a 3 yr old would come to cherish. Just follow these simple explanations and you will never have any more of those "wtf?" looks we all adore >.>;;